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AttorneyLaraFrancisGeraci
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Sunday, April 24, 2005

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Guero
By Beck
E-Pro
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THIS WEEKEND WAS THEEE SHIT.

ok so on friday i rode home on the bus with the meganator 3000 and when we got home natalie came over with candy for us!!!! yay! so then megans older sister had a "few" friends over while her parents went out. everyone there was smoking and getting drunk and puking. lollll. we partied it up too. we went to bed at like 4:15 because i had to wake kelsey up for her rugby game. hahaha everyone was so duh-RUNK! so then we woke up the next morning at like 10 and natalie went home so rachael came over and my mom took us (me, rachael, and megan) back to my house to get ready for houndstock. then we walked over to hubbard and cravens where they made fun of me for getting a fucking WATER BOTTLE! they got mochas. lol rachael hated her mocha and it didnt taste good so she made me go over there to flirt with the cute guy who was working there. i demanded the cute guy at the counter to make it taste better and it was THEEE SHIT!

later onnn we went to houndstock and went on a mad flirting spree. and YES I WAS THE GIRL IN ALL THE SWEATSHIRTS! i got everyone to donate their sweaters and jackets to me and i seriously had like 20 on and i looked obese and i was sweating like mad and i was all red. everyone was poking at my polyester fat hhaaaaaahah.

p.s. i like 4 and a half people people right now. because i don't know whether i like this one guy or not.

so after houndstock we reminisced the night by going back to rachael's house and then katy came over. we did the shit we normally do when we go over to rachie pooo's.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

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Fever To Tell
By Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Psh no. there's no guy out there good enough for me! MUHAHA.

062. How many people have you told "I love you"? mistakenly, alot

063. How many people have you been in love with? none GOD STOP ASKING THIS SHIT
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee?lol, me!

115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? no.
116. Are your parents divorced?: yeah
117. Do you have step parents? no but my mom has a boyfriend who i hate
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? haha it will probobly be me soon
119. If so for what? i'll probobly get pregnant. lol. I BET YOU I WILL

120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? switzerland. psh jk.
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Brackish by Kittie, God is a DJ by Pink even though Pink sucks, uh and when i'm depressed it's "Buried Alive" by Otep

122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? loll my grandma got me KIDZ BOP

123. What's the best cd you own? beck's "Guero", bjork's "Medulla", Gwen stefani's "Love, Angel, Music, Baby", and THE NIRVANA BOXED SET BABY!
124. What song do you absolutely hate? ohh god you'll be reading this foreverrr

"Over" by lindsay lohan, "The Reason" by hoobasuck, "Over and over again" by nelly and that one guy, and anything rap. jeeez.
125. Do you sing in the shower? of course you need running water to drown out the sound of my voice

126. What song reminds you of that special someone? vermillion part 1 by slipknot. fuck i'm not telling you who it reminds me of.

~Favorites~
152. Color: pink, white, orange

153. Food: riceee or anything asian

154. Song: zombie by the cranberries or e-pro by beck
155. Show: south park or anything on sci fi...yeah i'm a nerd
156. school subject: going home.
157. Band/singer: marilyn manson, NIRVANA, guns n' roses

158. Animal: you.
159. Outfit: uh. i dont know.
160. Radio station: x103 and q95

161. Movie: may, the nightmare before christmas
162. Pair of shoes: my high heeled polka dotted sandals.
163. Cartoon: south park

164. Actor: uh the guy from garden state...zach braff...and jeremy sisto

165. Actress: renee zellweger

yeah i skipped some i got bored lol.

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: too overrated.
272. Virgins: good boys/girls
273. God: he lives...up there...lol...

274. The Osbournes: funny at times but made ozzy look real bad.
275. Reality TV: retaded as shit.
276. J.Lo: her ass is gonna eat hollywood one day.
277. Religion: i don't know...
278. Emo music: perty.
279. Valentine's Day: only for people who actually have someone to share it with
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: whoreish, but i liked it when she got fat
281. Homosexuals: nothing wrong with it.
282. Abortion: murder.
283. Inter-racial relationships: nothing wrong with it either
284. Murder: same thing as abortion.
285. Death: scary.
286. Obesity: your choice on if you want to die choking on your own fat
287. Pre-marital sex: your desicion whether you want to do it...

288. Terrorism: wrong. why would you risk your life in order to do something terrible to a country...?
289. Pornography: for horny immature little boys everywhere.

290. Fortune tellers: um retarded
291. Threesomes: dissapointing.
292. Prostitution: AIDS ticket.
293. Politics: i don't know..
294. Country music: twangy and annoying.
295. George W. Bush: glad he got elected again, kerry's a hypocrite.
296. Cloning: um..only for sheep?
297. Britney's boobs: fake!
298. Gas prices in America: way too high.

~~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? no.
332. Been on a diet? yeah
333. Been to a foreign country? no
334. Broken a bone? no
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? mine got in my sandwich and i ate it
336. Swear at a teacher? HAHAHA yeah in 1st grade..anyone remember that?
337. Talked to a lj member via e-mails or instant messages? what the fuck is lj supposed to mean?
338. Got in a fight? cat fight
339. Dated a teacher? MAYBE! jk.
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yeah youll find i do that allooot lol
341. Thought about killing your enemy? yyeahh.
342. Gone skinny dipping? haha...dunno hahahhaha

i'm waaayyy to lazy to fill out the rest

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

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Medúlla
By Björk
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¢¾HEY RETARDS!¢¾

sorry i haven't been updating...i totally forgot i even had a xanga. so shaa. i got my haircut, it's really short and rachael says i look like my name is bonnie. thanks rachael. i went over to natalie's house last night and hung out with her and megan and we went to Blockbuster and got The Shining, (it was being a fucker so we had to turn it off) The Craft (it sucked. so i forced them to turn it off.) and MAY!!!! the best fucking movie ever. i'm obsessed with it...it's an indie film that came out in 2002 about a girl who was born with a lazy eye and she can't make friends. so she decides to make her own friend and she goes on a killing spree where she meets all these people and every person that she meets theres a specific body part she likes on them. she cuts off all their body parts and makes a large fucking doll out of all of them at the end. http://http://sorenz.dk/may.jpg

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Sunday, March 27, 2005

Currently Playing
Ramones Mania
By The Ramones
Pinhead
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well well well hello there bitches!!!! right now i'm working on my gay ass science project.i guess i have SOME crap done. my mom said that she would do one of my assignments only if i let her wear my hoochie mama heels today..but yeah..i hate clay SO MUCH! why must they make the learning process so hard? fuck you, clay middle school! i would do ANYTHING to go to a different school. anyway i'm about to go to church and out to bahama breeze soon. i really wanted to wear these super cute high heels with rainbow polka dots on them that i bought at DSW yesterday for when i go to arizona, but my mom said that they were "too hoochie mama for a 13 year old girl at church." so i can only wear them to arzona. god dammit. oh yeah rachael might go with us but my mom has to talk to her mom about it. the deed has NOT BEEN DONE. ahhh. we're going to the beautiful 5 star Scottsdale resort and we're planning on meeting some cutie wicious boys there.

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